Are You Freaking Kiddin' Me?

This is my yard. Thats my deck, my lawnchair, and my table. We just got most of the snow off the porch. There was about a foot and a half there, and I couldn't open my door because there was a big drift up against it. They're expecting another three to eight inches on top of that tonight. I haven't been to work in three days. Aint Life Grand?